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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:41:13 GMT

DEER DON'T EAT SQUIRRELS!!!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:47:42 GMT

"I'll find you in the ashes that remain..."

I have not dieded, instead I am slowly being worked to death at the lovely institution known as college. They say it is a place to experience the real world without actually living in the real world, but I say who the crap made that up? Because I believe that they should be shot or, better yet, forced to go through college!

"Can you help me find a way..."

No, it's not really that bad. It just keeps me busy... very busy (sounds like, Bond, James Bond - ha I crack myself up)! I'm in this class that has to manage the Hodson Gallery here at Hood and that is a full time job -- thank goodness for fellow students! I'm also taking this Design course and apparently the teacher didn't get the memo that only a few students can actually draw (the rest of us have to pretend). Some of the students crack me up though... so it's all good in the end. I'm also taking German 101 -- that's a different story! I was doing great until verbs and conjugations were introduced, now it's taking me a lot of time, but I'm finally beginning to catch on again (we'll see how long that lasts)! I also have two art history courses (imagine that) and I love those, but with all these other classes I don't have the amount of time I want to pour into those! Stupid other classes!!! I guess in the end I'll be able to manage a Gallery with pretend art and German clients who are really bad at grammar... always good to look on the bright side!

"So let me get this straight..."

Last Saturday Nutria, my Baby, my Prince, and I went to Washington D.C. and saw art and pretend art (I should have taken notes) at the National Gallery and the Hirshorn. We also, as is tradition, got all mad at the Metro and got semi-lost, but with everyones excellent directional skills (and many maps and policemen) we eventually found our way to wherever we were going (that probably would have been a good start)! Lesson for the day, before you get on the Metro, figure out where you are going!

"Doesn't look at me the same way that you do..."

So... that is my life in a nutshell (whatever that means)! Oh, and I ran over a once furry creature on Saturday and this Saturday I get to go see the Pandas of D.C. -- my accomplices in evil doings (Muahahhaahaa)!!! Ooookay, everyone have an awesome week and I'll update next lifetime (I mean week ;^) Leslie!)
!!Laters!!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:01:48 GMT

"They laugh 'cause they see..."

Well, I didn't drown or watch Jenna get eaten by sharks. However, I did survive my first summer trip to Ocean City, MD. It was pretty much like any other place-of-beach, but supposedly one of the dirtiest (so we all fit right in)!!! As soon as we got on the beach we applied sunscreen, but somehow we all failed sunscreen application 101 because we all left as burned pieces of people. The backs of mine and my baby's legs were burned so badly that the next day we were walking around like we had major issues and were at least 80 years old (maybe the sunburn had nothing to do with the first thing -- hmmm, I should look into that).

"O jahni, O dalibiday da..."

That's my Indian spelling times. Anyways, before we left the ocean, Jenna was insistent that we all go in this Haunted House thing -- moment of silence -- in other words she is totally sharky completely fired! The scariest thing in the whole house of haunted times was this door you had to pass through that was covered in chewed gum (blah and fright was abundant)! Then we left and sat in the car on our sunburn for like four hours while we sang selections from Phantom of the Opera and other goodtimes songs. Leslie tried to attack me with her hairy hands and that was pretty frightening.

"I'm bringing sexy back..."

More recently, Jenna and I were attacked yesterday in the devil's store (that's for Audrey) by a girl who works there and wouldn't stop talking to us. It was bad 'cause Jenna left me with her while she started singing her rendition of Sexy Back as it sounds on her phone -- dancing and all. I was like, "Can you please just let me in the dressing room so I can hide from your scariness?" But in the end all was well and we were able to run away from Sexy-Back-Girl and melt in the heat of August. Well, I'm gonna go... find... something... to....d... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!!Laterizzles!!

Monday, July 03, 2006

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 15:08:11 GMT

"So now you're back from outer space..."

If all the bunnies in the world jumped up at the same time when they came back down the world would probably fall off its axis.

"I guess that you saw what nobody could see..."

This summer has been going by incredibly fast! It needs to slow down... NOW! Two weeks ago Nutria and I went to Towson to house sit for my aunt. While we were there we were able to catch up with an old friend (no, she's not old, just our friendship). We ate at Cafe Zen twice (oh man... goodtimes there!) and shopped at Trader Joe's where we bought enough food to feed 3,000 hamsters and their gator friends. I also watched a lot of television, mostly Hogan Knows Best (I'm pretty addicted -- I know)!

"We're not running to run away..."

Before we left for Baltimore I registered at Hood. So it's pretty official that I'm going there in the fall. Because I set myself up (in a good way) at FCC I only have to take about 15 credits each semester and they can all be art classes (except for a language class -- which I need four semesters of... CRAP). I'll be taking German for awhile and soon I'll be be able to speak the most romantic language ever -- HA!

"Still can't find what keeps me here..."

Skipping along (lalalala)... Yesterday, my family and I got back from Cary, North Carolina. It's a city west(?) of Raleigh (the state capitol). It was fun! I even got to pretend to play tennis again!!! Except while I was playing with Scott (for only like two seconds) he totally whacked the ball (like a baseball player) when I wasn't ready and he hit me right on the left side of my head on the temple. Oh man, that hurt like %#!! I had the worst headache EVER! But by the nest day I was surviving and thank goodness there is no tennis ball sized bruise or lump on the side of my head. I was worried that the stupid little letters on the tennis ball were going to be imbedded in my face, but my branding worries were for naught. So that was my vacation (there was more, but I'm too lazy to type it all)!

!!Laterizzles!!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:34:58 GMT

CHEESE! CHEESE! and... MORE CHEESE!

"Fantastic waves against our sides, oh hello..."

Anyways, I haven't written since the moon and sun were united into one bowl of jelly back when sharks and limos roamed the cream-encrusted surface of the earth. So now I write.

"This will be the last time I ever do your hair..."

Well, it's official! I graduamatated from good ol' FCC!! I went to my last function today (sadtimes)! So it's all over (now I am crying)!! In the fall I'll begin my training as a ghetto drug lord in the Hood. So if you need a fix, yous know where I be ;^)

"There's a rumor goin' round, gotta get outta town..."

What else has happened.... (doodly-do-doodly-do-doodly-do *screen becomes blurred*)!? This past weekend I got to see Prince-of-Wales vacation home (aka the cabin) and I sorta drove a jet ski (I love that yittle guy) and I played mini-golf with a pink golf ball (how cool is that?) and I got to tour Lavale and I learned how mountains were formed. This information comes from a highly edumacated person *clears throat*... Mountains were formed by the larger dinosaurs piling on top of each other, and then they died (the dinosaurs that is, mountains aren't alive - or are they?)!

"It seems to some we famously get along..."

Okay that's enough for now; I'll write later! Oh yeah, I got a internship, so that's cool too!!!
!!Laterizzles!!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Thu, 18 May 2006 00:59:36 GMT

OUTRAGEOUS!!!! BRING MY BOY BACK!!!!

I'M VERY ANGRYTIMES RIGHT NOW!!!!

*I am done with FCC forever (until next week anyways) -- yea... *clears throat* I mean, I'm angry, very angry (put angry eyebrows on my face, that's what I feel like!)!!!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Sat, 13 May 2006 17:53:05 GMT

"Someday all that's crazy..."

Well, my babies, I should be studying. Therefore, I don't. School is mentally over. If only it was actually over... I think my brain is slowly malfunctioning even more so than it has in past semesters. You know brain cells don't come back, so don't fill them with unfun things!

"Oh, your hair is beautiful... atomic bomb..."

I hate allergies. So does that person singing outside your window attempting to open an umbrella to shield his head from the shower of sneezing flowing through your throat and nose. Well, this is my last weekend of bondage to the grade-givers. I guess I should atleast pretend to study (HA, can't make me)! Have a good week my babies. I'll update, unless I've died, after Thursday.
!!Laterizzles!!

1 DAY LEFT!!!!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 22:20:47 GMT

"Light in the shattered shimmering windows..."

Busy as she was, battling the giant green and yellow polka-dotted panda, she still managed to notice the crowd of people staring helplessly at her. With peanut butter holding her lips together she struggled to mumble, "Hello, my babies!"

"The toxicity of our city..."

Let's see, here between my toes remains what's left of break... oh joy, nothing. Sadtimes! Last week, starting Tuesday at 3:15pm, the other half of my spring break began. That night Prince-of-Wales and I snuck out (not really) and went and saw Benchwarmers -- it was pretty funny! "Stop Picking your nose! What are you scratching anyways -- your brain?" "Yeah, 'cause it's so big!" I know I've misquoted, but it's the thought that counts, right? Then on Wednesday I devoted myself to polio! YEA! Then on Thursday I went to the Maunday-Thursday service at the senior citizen's home; that was fun! And finally, on Friday my mom woke me up thwarting my cleaning plans by taking me shopping for clothes - gosh, parents are soo mean! Anyways, I got some adorable pants and two pairs of new shoes (not used, in case you were confused), and a bunch of awesomely-awesome shirts!!!

"Send your money and we'll send you a new life..."

Drum roll, please! Friday night Jennizzles spent the night and we started a gang -- WOOT (and yes, my nail is still painted)! Then Brady came and visited from the land of the antediluvians (however you spell that) and we went to Brewers' Alley and then came home for dinner and a night of games! But the party didn't' stop there! On Sunday, we had the whole family over and played SET and ate -- all day, well the eating part, not the SET part! Then I discovered that Prince-of-Wales was ticklish -- unlike prior belief. So I tortured him (muahahahahaa)!!

"Summer's comin' too fast, winter's been here too long..."

I've had a pretty good couple of weeks and that is awesometimes! I got an A on my biology test and my history test (yea!), also I got a B on my health test (I should have an A, but thanks to Satan Incarnate, I don't; so a B makes me happy)!!! I also got to hang out with all my friendizzles and that has been too much fun; it's not allowed to ever stop! Also, the best of all, I graduate in 6 weeks and finish FCC obligations May 18th at 3:15pm!!!!! YEATIMES!!!!! Well, e'rybody have a truly amazing week/end and I'll see you in my office if you beat up anymore peeps!
!!Laterizzles!!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:34:42 GMT

Happy After Easter E'rbody!!!!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 19:15:49 GMT

"Please beware of snakes; they come in all shapes and sizes"

"Well, well, well," she shook her head vigorously from the left to the right. "Tsk, tsk, tsk," quizzically, she raised her left eyebrow at the creature that sat before her. "Hello, my babies!" the little creature jovially expressed!

"I can't stop the way I feel..."

Let us turn back the pages of the missed days of updating *flip, flip, flip* Ow! Paper cut! I have given myself (well paper has) three paper cuts in the last two weeks! Two on my knuckles a really long one on the inside of my middle finger! "They hurt real bad!" I've also had a cold since last Saturday so that's my excuse for not updating *shifty eyes*! Colds, I have decided, are not fun; nor are they fun to look at, play with, or poke. If I had a cow I would have had to milk her; even when I was sick -- ill-gotten milk!

"He's crazy, he don't know nothin'..."

I had two tests last week (well this week, but earlier this week; okay I guess I could have just said that, but that would now require to backspace and that's no fun whatsoever, so I'm very sorry for your reading pains) and another one on Tuesday! I learned all about mitosis and meiosis and DNA and RNA and how to replicate it for biology (not goodtimes or easytimes) and for Satan Incarnate, I learned about drugs and alcohol (she probably taught us from first hand experience) and was called a liar -- not cool, S.O.S., not cool! So that is what's going on with my schooltimes.

"You're ready to fly, I'm ready to craaash..."

Wednesday, after labbytimes, I went with Jennizzles to Starbucks and learned many new words, such as antedeluvent (didn't say I learned to spell them) and smargadine (that's what we named the Starbucks mermaid too)! Then we went to Hood and played Ping-to-the-Pong and showed off our cool moves for all the lacking peoples! Then we went to Panera and discovered we both need glasses (I already have them, but I need a stronger prescription I guess) and laughed for a very long time at the word infarction (which means something like this... of, or relating to an infarct... oh, duh an infarct!)! LOL! That word really does sounds funny though; well, it does to me and my little infarct (I mean, baby)!!! Then we went to Hood and watched Phantom of the Opera and sang all the songs (and then I had no voice the next day -- Angel of Music took it)!

"We all hold hands and we all hold hands..."

So that's been my week and I'm sticking to it! I hope your weeks have all been pretty kraazzeee babies as mine has! Tomorrow, I have to go back to the Walter's Art Gallery to do research for my next draining paper (I don't wanna go, but I am... because I'm a sucker for grades)! So until the next post or comment you receive, shalom and gutentog (again, spelling is not my major, so back off)!
!!Laterizzles!!